He’s a cat
Not a bat
He’s not fat
He’s a cool cat!
His friend Otto has eyes of blue
He sleeps in the sun and purrs wahoo
He makes a lot of noise for a little guy
But then again, he is quite spry
He’s a cat
Not a gnat
Wears a hat
He’s a cat!
And here comes along little Abigail
She's a skinny little thing with a real long tail
Sometimes she flies, sometimes she sails
She complains when her mom clips her nails
She’s a cat
Not a rat
She’s an acrobat
She’s a cat!
Now wait a minute now, here comes ol’ Pete
He’s 12 years old and he's pretty neat
He doesn’t purr and he doesn’t meow
He barks and sniffs and he eats dog chow
He’s a dog
Not a hog
Sleeps like a log
He’s a dog!
So Abigail’s a kitty
And Otto’s a fine feline
And Pete’s a dog
And Blackie, he’s a cat!
He’s not fat
He’s a cool cat!
And that’s that